• 
  Lily Frazer

  Deanne
• 
  Amerjit Deu

  Bharha
• 
  Peter Silverleaf

  Inspector Willnot
• 
  Marc Zammit

  Doug
• 
  Steve Hope Wynne

  Pete Lewis
• 
  Ice Neal

  Parka De Large
• 
  Kevin Golding

  God
• 
  Eric Chimier

  Julien

• 
  Carina Birrell

  Alice
• 
  Safron Beck

  Lady Fierce
• 
  Lee Nicholas Harris

  Officer Bruford
• 
  Walles Hamonde

  Mr. Jones' right hand
• 
  Nicholas Kempsey

  David Jenkins
• 
  Nigel Genis

  Vicar of Catford
• 
  Lukas Hinch

  Athlete (as Lukas Michaelides)

• 
  Josie Bloom

  Rebecca
• 
  Gudmundur Thorvaldsson

  Rollo Coster
• 
  Daphne Sherman

  Betty
• 
  Ric Cooper

  Superintendent Bill Terry