• 
  James Duval

  Beverage Announcer
• 
  Sid Haig

  Radio Evangelist
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  Laura Cayouette

  Newscaster
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  Elissa Dowling

  Legs
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  Tiffany Shepis

  Slushy Goddess
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  Jace Anderson

  Slushy Cup
• 
  Steven Barton

  Redneck
• 
  Michael Bailey Smith

  The Thrill Killer

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  Adam Gierasch

  Conspiracy Host

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  Tammy Sutton

  visual effects