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  John Thrall Bush

  Plant at Cafe
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  Ron Fournier

  Himself - Panelist
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  Robert Smigel

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
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  Ben Curtis

  Himself
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  Gene L. Hamilton

  Cafe Customer
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  Ian Lyons

  Chris Christie Staffer #1
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  Mike Huckabee

  Himself
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  Sanjaya Malakar

  Himself - Panelist

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  Kristian Day

  Stabbing Cafe Customer
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  R.J. Fried

  Chris Christie Staffer #2
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  Alan Deshowitz

  Himself - Panelist
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  Sarah Amber Newcomb

  Fox News Anchor
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  Ted Cruz

  Himself
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  Shawn McAninch

  Donald Trump
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  Joseph D Fisher

  Himself - Host