• 
  Joey Sylvester

  regizor

• 
  Tom Archdeacon

  scenarist

• 
  Nathaniel Marston

  Tony
• 
  Tom Archdeacon

  Steve
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  Tom Arnold

  Joe Bergers
• 
  Adam Borich

  Cute Guy
• 
  Adriana Fricke

  Maria
• 
  Aldo Gonzalez

  Diablo

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  Becca Battoe

  Brooke
• 
  Brian Arnott

  Jake
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  Bridgetta Tomarchio

  Gina
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  Bruce Vilanch

  Himself
• 
  Bunny Levine

  Sister Betty
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  Carlos Antonio

  Pizza Guy
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  Chandler Lutz

  Stefanie

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  Chane't Johnson

  Psychic
• 
  Chris Damiano

  The Evangelist
• 
  Christopher Gaida

  Bartender
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  Darren Keefe

  Danny
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  Dee Wallace

  Mary
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  Eli Dow

  Young Tony Parisi
• 
  Emrhys Cooper

  Michael
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  Eric Casaccio

  Glen
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  Felipe Pina

  Waiter
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  Frank Hinterberger

  John Caroler
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  Heather Martin

  Young Mary
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  Jabari Jones

  Leonard
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  Jackie Debatin

  Trish
• 
  Jae Choe

  Rachel
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  Jason Stuart

  Doctor Feist
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  Jeff Karr

  Johnny The Jesus Freak
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  Joseph Papadopoli

  Bar Patron
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  Karen Agnes

  Suzie Caroler
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  Karla Guy

  Betty Caroler
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  Kirsten Lea

  Sarah
• 
  Larry Weissman

  Harold
• 
  Lindsay Hollister

  Laura
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  Lorraine Marx Epstein

  Therapist
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  Manuel Suarez Jr.

  Smokey
• 
  Mark Behar

  Matt
• 
  Mike Starr

  John
• 
  Natalie Wetta

  Hot Babe
• 
  Orlando Chavez

  Muggs
• 
  Phillip Agresta

  Benny Goodman
• 
  Renzo Lewis Jr.

  Informercial hunk
• 
  Rick Karatas

  Brian
• 
  Sammy Sheik

  Carlos
• 
  Tina Lynch

  Kathy
• 
  Val Tasso

  Loco
• 
  Vincent De Paul

  Keith