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  Janeane Garofalo

  Art Gallery Owner
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  Lloyd Kaufman

  The Mayor
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  Reverend Jen Miller

  Werewolf Bitch #1
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  Robert Prichard

  Liquor Store employee
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  Faceboy

  Officer Frenulum
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  Dave Hill

  Pretentious Art Critic
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  John S. Hall

  Goldman Sachs Man
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  The Toxic Avenger

  DJ Toxic Avenger

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  Heather Taddy

  Herself (scenes deleted)
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  John P. Brennan

  Bacon Cheeseburger
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  Paige A. Flash

  Werewolf Bitch #3
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  Scooter Pie

  Werewolf Bitch #2
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  Dylan Greenberg

  Brad
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  Max Husten

  The Angriest Boy in the World
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  Jurgen Azazel Munster

  The Strange Man

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  Tom Tenney

  Bar Patron #2
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  Sean Patrick Monistat

  Victim #1
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  Amanda Flowers

  The Woman Who Never Ages
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  Walter Gambine

  The Wife
• 
  Dave Hill

  Art Gallery Owner #2
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  Darryl Lavare

  Officer Hymen
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  Eden Brower

  Protestor
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  Charles Gaskins

  Harmony Day man
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  Cory 'Whorse' Kimbrow-Dana

  The Big Man on Campus
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  Dan Correll

  Vomit Man
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  John Bowman

  Christine
• 
  John Thomas Foster

  Roller Blade Man
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  John King

  Minister of Information