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  Molly Ringwald

  Madame Frechette
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  Meat Loaf

  Monsignor Muldoon
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  Chevy Chase

  Adult Felix
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  Danny Nucci

  Pa
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  Annabella Sciorra

  Ma
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  Conchata Ferrell

  Sister Agrippina
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  Blanche Baker

  Mother Filomena
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  Jesse James

  Chino

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  Cheri Oteri

  Sister Dymphna
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  Deborah Puette

  Ms. Twerski
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  Sosie Bacon

  Frances Funicello
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  Ian Lyons

  Mr. Twerski
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  Kevin Shea

  Ranger Andy
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  Camila Banus

  Simone Funicello
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  Krysta Rodriguez

  Annette Funicello

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  Quinn McColgan

  Rosalie Twerski
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  Siobhan Cohen

  Zhenya
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  Wyatt Ralff

  Felix Funicello
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  Jacqui Denski

  Sister Gertrude
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  Michelle Patnode

  4th Row Center Audience Member
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  Abby Rain Heiser

  Audience Member
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  Colin Critchley

  Danny
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  Bill Salvatore

  Audience Member Behind the Funicellos