• 
  Kelron Mixon

  God
• 
  Cody Strack

  Emilio
• 
  Kayla Crance

  Cat
• 
  Robert J. Thompson II

  Teddy Chase (as Robert J. Thompson II)
• 
  Amber Rae Braaten

  Reporter
• 
  Richard Hackel

  Homeless Man
• 
  Ennis L. Brown Jr.

  Black Santa
• 
  Katie Woodward

  Gloria

• 
  Tim Burkhart

  Jesus
• 
  Isaac Becker

  Peter Davis
• 
  Kurt Begue

  Security Guard
• 
  Tina Brown

  Ms. Rhinehardt
• 
  Sarah Bailey

  Stacy (voice)
• 
  Cayti Donovan

  Stripper
• 
  Sophia Teeter

  Baby Amy