• 
  Lance Rivera

  regizor

• 
  Lance Rivera

  scenarist
• 
  Marc Calixte

  scenarist

• 
  Dennis Albanese

  Politist
• 
  Morris Chestnut

  Benjamin
• 
  Lisa Datz

  Melody Oates
• 
  Lydia A. Butler

  Eainsasi
• 
  Maria Ford

• 
  Khail Bryant

  Emily
• 
  Terrence Howard

  Bah Humbug
• 
  Queen Latifah

  Narator
• 
  Jill Marie Jones

  Robin
• 
  Gabrielle Union

  Nancy
• 
  Jeremy Gumbs

  Mikey
• 
  Rachel True

  Brenda

• 
  Katt Williams

  Delicious
• 
  Charlie Murphy

  J-Jizzy
• 
  Modi

  Father in Line
• 
  Conor Carroll

  Kid on Jamal's Lap
• 
  Faizon Love

  Jamal
• 
  David Anzuelo

  Maintenance Man
• 
  John 'B.J.' Bryant

  Rottweiler
• 
  Frank Bonsangue

  Police Sergeant
• 
  Peter Jae

  Clerk (as Pedro Kim)
• 
  Paul Woodburn

  Driver
• 
  Malik Hammond

  John-John